I WANT A MOHAWK, BUT MOM WON’T LET ME GET ONE!!!
Am I the only one who still listens to AFI? Mohawks are cool until you realize the irreparable damage you’ve done to your hair is just as sticky as all the mud and glue you rub into it so it’ll stick up for 8 hours, even in the sweatiest of mosh pits. Maybe I’m just jealous because my hair was always really thin, so I took to wearing weird and wacky wigs instead. I still remember the time a boy pulled off my blue wig after school. F*ck you, Eugene; you’ve scarred me for life.