The derpiest came firpiest (first).
Wouldn’t it be really awesome to own an owl as a pet? No, you animal enslaver! Animals aren’t supposed to be confined to your dinky apartment; they need to run free. I am avid believer in this sentiment, but I only believe in believing it (and not acting upon it) as I’m an animal hoarder. BRB, a troupe of cats are gnawing at my legs again.