Some of these atomic wedgies are so extreme, you’d think they broke the girl’s vagina.
When a girl turns 13, her entirely family is tasked with giving her a giant and painful wedgie. This marks her ascent into womanhood. If her vagina breaks, it means that she’s a brittle woman who will never be loved (and will therefore have significantly less suitors). If the vagina doesn’t break, it means that she’s going to have lots of babies and is promptly sold off to the highest bidder. True story.