Chuck Norris and his stupid meme are way more annoying than stealing news from the front page of Reddit. Here’s why.
Wife: “Chuck and I feel it’s very important to have a Bible curriculum in every school.”
Chuck: “Our forefathers fought for this country on Biblical principles, and they never intended for the Bible to be removed from our schools.”
Please call 1-888-BIBLE-NOW and tell them just how important the separation of church and state isn’t. You should also suggest that we begin burning witches at the cross again, because we all know modern society has filled up with ‘em since that practice was banned. I’m looking at you, Ke$ha.