Every get tired of tweezing and waxing your eyebrows? Just shave those f*ckers off and get some new, perfectly shaped brows tattooed right onto your head!
With your new tattooed eyebrows, you can look slightly perturbed/angry/confused forever! The only downside is that you’ll have to constantly shave off your shitty, real-hair eyebrows to prevent your face from looking like an even bigger mess. No worries; they have laser hair removal for that. Lasers and needles in your face sounds like some pretty XXXtreme body mod type nonsense, but don’t fool yourself: old people do this crap all the time.