Chinese Superhero Knock Off Fails
article written by: Drunken Editor
It’s been awhile since we played with any action figures at Fork Party, but we don’t remember these particular superheroes making an appearance in our childhood memories. Although we’re sure Robert Cop could have totally beat up any other toy on the living room floor.
Spader-Man
Specialman
Silverbat
Robert Cop
Star Knight
Change Robot
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ridiculous
thats awesome, why on earth is darth vader riding a police motorcycle. its like a mix and match at a crap toy factory
i wonder if you can play that casette tape
Holy crap, Darth Vader riding a police scooter is awesome!
Trying to read the print on the box from the blurry photo…
- Blinking lights
- Real siren sound
- Mystery bump-and-go action (can you say "hit and run"?)
- Gun shooting sound and voice
- Real patrol motorcycle sound
My is Batman on a pony?! -confused raised eyebrow-
Robert Cop 3: Don't Call me Bob
Did they combine Batman with the Lone Ranger? I have to be honest, that one is kind of awesome.
I'm wondering if these were the toys in a line that didn't cut the inspection muster(rejects) and didn't ship off to the states, only to be sold off as different names at, what looks like, a Chinese dollar store.
Specialman looks like Sylvester Stallone. Coincidence? I think not!!
Dude. FKUC China.
seriously
April 18, 2010 at 12:46 PM
rakayum says:
i wonder if you can play that casette tape
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Because you're a moron.
We lived in Japan for 3 years in the late 1950's. For Christmas one year, my parents bought me a Japanese knock-off of the old Gilbert Erector Set, a girder-and-beam construction kit. The Japanese name? "Erection Set." An ideal toy for a 7-year-old girl.
This sort of thing makes me wonder how these things came out – the Lone Ranger, Batman… Silverbat?
photoshop? but i wish it wasent. spaderman spaderman no1 fixes dogs like spaderman can he cut your sack off yes he can because he is spaderman
I'm down for some mystery bump-n-go action if you know what I mean.
I actually want these is the thing.. I would totally put them on my dork shelf..
they could have at least centered specialman in his packaging
Spader-Man! Spader-Man! Does whatever James Spader can!
Robert Cop 3 HAHAHA!!!
We actually have a Change Robot at my job. Its the radio at the top left of the box
they're almost painful to look at
Special man looks like Sly Stalone in a superman costume
also does the tape bot at the end look like it turns into a horse to anyone else
one time my brother was in china town and saw some robot deer and the box said
"Ransforners: absolute being deer"
dear lord
I still, to this day, have my change robot! Thank you for bringing up this senseless piece of shitty toy nostalgia. Now…. OFF TO FIND IT!
Awesome Comunnist Superheroes!!!
I wonder if Specialman had to go to a special school.
"Javin: Robert Cop 3: Don’t Call me Bob"
LMFAO.
My son once won a prize at school,a battery operated squeaking pig named MR. Bacon.
ROBERT COP 3 — I'd buy that for a dollar
xero says:
"also does the tape bot at the end look like it turns into a horse to anyone else"
Actually thats a repaint of the original Transfomers G1 Ravage
I love how the Spader-Man box says "collect all these Spader-Man figures!" Are they talking about the other ones in the crap picture? Or are they saying buy all this crap in one shot and call it a collection? Where are the other collections??? There must be more out there then the "unmatched" box!
and to close a theme song for my beloved hero of the people
spader-man
spader-man
does whatever a spader can
hitting dudes
with a spade
digging holes
maybe graves?
LOOK OUT!
here comes the spader-man
Ever see the 'Island of misfit toys'?
The Silver-Bat toy is pretty rare and was distributed in Mexico. I'm willing to pay $100 to anyone who has a mint boxed example. You can keep the Specialman though
wonder how much lead is in these reject toys???
Are they toys from a dollar store, cause a lot of the time toys from dollar stores are cheaply made and are named different. Just a thought.
Someone made a Facebook page for Robert Cop: http://www.facebook.com/R0BERTC0P
spader man was funny.
These are so ironic they're a hipster's wet dream. F'in lol
wow what a rip off i mean i wonder how long it took until those toys got recalled
Specialman is a leftie. See that way he's holding his hand? Like someone just caught him at a private moment.
Actually, the cassette Change Robot and the Darth Vader Police are awesome! And Robert Cop sounds like the even more gay version of Robocop.
I don't think so, Chines has some reputation so far, Like in Hollywood by the way the picture story is excellent thanks for sharing