Is it worse to be aging, or to be a desperate whore who’s aging poorly? When other people can no longer figure out what species you are and children hide fearfully from your bloated, disfigured face, you’ve probably had too much plastic surgery.
When I get old, I’m going to Mike Tyson my face with tattoos. F*ck it. Face lifts only work for so long; once the effects have literally melted away, your face is back to looking like a half-cooked pancake. An old lady with lots of ghetto-looking ink on her face is way more badass than the shitty pancake lady down the block who still tries to give herself Botox with tire sealant.