19 (More) Dumb Yahoo! Answers

When will idiots stop turning to other idiots to answer their important, sometimes life-changing questions?

A guy wakes up to find himself in a serious predicament. Maybe his penis is falling off, or perhaps the cat has chewed through a wire and left sparks shooting wildly out of his electrical socket. Whatever it is, it needs to be dealt with right now. The guy immediately runs to his laptop and logs onto Yahoo!, where he promptly asks a Yahoo! Answers question about “why is my penos faling off pleas halp?” or “Is it dangerous to haev sparks coming out of the wall like tiny fireworks?”

Since he’s taken too long delaying the call to someone who may actually be able to help him, his junk falls off and the apartment burns down from an electrical fire. The end. The next sentence was going to be “if this describes you, please throw yourself out a window,” but it looks like those folks will solve that issue independently.