Friday’s Slimy Picdump (62 Random Pics)

Friday is all about extremes. Extreme hairstyles, extreme titties, extremely awkward situations, and extremely weird boners.

Rick Santorum is my favorite presidential candidate. He’s embarked on a meaningless (and most likely hypocritical — stay tuned) crusade against homosexuality, claims to hate porn (which he also wants to banish), and… Actually, I can’t begin to describe the angelic genius that is Rick Santorum, so I’ll just leave you with a few of his best quotes:

“One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country. It’s not okay. It’s a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be. [Sex] is supposed to be within marriage. It’s supposed to be for purposes that are yes, conjugal…but also procreative. That’s the perfect way that a sexual union should happen…This is special and it needs to be seen as special.”
~ Rick Santorum, opposing contraception and frighteningly suggesting that he would make pre-marital sex illegal.

“The idea is that the state doesn’t have rights to limit individuals’ wants and passions. I disagree with that. I think we absolutely have rights because there are consequences to letting people live out whatever wants or passions they desire.”
~Rick Santorum, declaring that government has the right to limit people from pursuing their dreams.

“I don’t want to go to a trade war, I want to beat China. I want to go to war with China and make America the most attractive place in the world to do business.”
~Rick Santorum, stating that he wants a war with China.