Waaaaay too much PDA, pedo-statue, I’d Rather be Texting, a human skeleton crushed under the weight of years of McDonald’s, the realest little kid ever, and an IsAnyoneUp reference.
IsAnyoneUp: in the words of the great Steve Brule, who cares? Unless you have horribly disfigured genitalia, does being naked on the internet really matter that much anymore? Your pictures disappear off the front page within a day or two, and it only takes a few weeks for you to be forgotten about forever. You can then go back to being an unimportant blip on the screen and laughing at other people’s nudes. We are truly a stupid species to think that merely being naked is weird and taboo. I want a site where my Facebook friends are called out on sticking tentacles in their vaginas or dressing up in diapers, dammit!