Airports across America are in the process of implementing a ‘pre-check’ process, in which qualified individuals can pay around $100 to avoid the gropey claws of TSA and get screened in a quicker, hands-off manner.
If you don’t qualify for the pre-check program or don’t think you should have to buy out of borderline sexual assault, too freaking bad. Get your wallet out or just GTFO. Personally, I prefer cross-country road trips. It’s much easier to transport drugs and organs in a ground vehicle.