11 Fatties and Fast Food (Pics)
article written by: Drew
Fatniss McDonaldeen and co. are waiting for death at the local slime dispensary. Think of all the bars of soap we could make from these useless slobs.
By “useless slobs” I actually meant “highly productive members of society,” but who cares about that anyway? Screw society; do what you want, even if it means eating 80 tortured-cow hamburgers a day and choking to death on your own fat gullet. Who cares if your skeleton is slowly being crushed by your own disgusting body? American dream, duh.
