Attack of the Tumble-Weave (23 Pics)
A tumbleweave is what happens when a girl’s weave (or part of it) falls gracefully to the ground and blows away into the streets, typically after two bitches fight cause they be pulling hairs out like it’s the Royal Hair Parade.
The first thing girls go for is the hair, since it’s so easy to grab and most girls don’t know how to throw a real punch. Take a look at the Bad Girls Club, which is a show about stanky hos getting drunk and fighting one another. That’s the actual premise. Choose a bunch of young mothers, ex drug addicts, attention whores, and regular whores, and put them in a house. Give them an endless supply of alcohol and watch them pull one another’s weaves out.
If they’re so bad, why are they going straight for the hair every time? It’s because real ‘bad girls’ will never make it onto the show — Oxygen doesn’t want the liability of putting a bunch of actually hardened criminal bitches in one house, so they have to choose G-rate celebrity wannabes who care more about showcasing their horrendous, offbeat rap album than backing up all the shit they talk. Of course, there are always a few exceptions (looking at you, Camilla — YOU GO GIRL, YOU FACE-SMASHING BEAST).
