Pretty Danny Trejo, the guy from Real Housewives who committed suicide, mobbin’ hard with $13, outstanding parents, weird old people on Facebook.
Have you heard the new Chris Brown and Rihanna jam, Birthday Cake? It’s an amazing song, made even better and somewhat hilarious by the juxtaposition of the lyrics with Brown’s Rihanna beatdown a few years ago. “Girl I wanna f*ck you right now,” “wanna give it to you in the worst way,” and “I know you wanna bite this” perfectly sum up their entire relationship. He already did bite it, right in the face. The icing came out.