Ever hear about those cases of extra super morbidly obese people having to be surgically removed from a couch or other piece of rotting, disease-infested furniture? Well someone needs to set the world record for most people physically fused to a single couch. We’re gonna need a bigger couch.
Imagine four giant, quivering truckloads of flesh all stuck to a single couch, invisible and buried somewhere beneath them. Maybe you can see the arms jutting out a little at the sides. This family can only move their arms, creating a couch-octopus of sorts, feeding on vermin and the McDonald’s delivery man (still hungry after McDonald’s, duh). AND YES THERE ARE SOME PLACES THAT HAVE MCDONALD’S DELIVERY, so don’t even start.