Hugvie is a “huggable robotic pillow-phone” that looks like a giant sperm with arms and will cling to you while acting as your phone during long-distance calls.
The Hugvie plugs into your phone, has a heartbeat, and uses ‘internal vibrators’ to eradicate any doubt that your nightmares have come true. Its creator, professor Ishiguro of Japan, says that he plans to make his product more advanced by adding more vibrators and internal sensors. Target audiences for this product include:
- Old people
- Lovers (see: weird fetish people)
- Life-sized sperm men
- Dogs who love to hump