A remote-controlled underwater camera has captured what some are saying is nothing more than a whale placenta, but could be a previously undiscovered species of animal (and by animal I mean evil murderous alien curtain).
Here it is; your mom’s placenta:
Reminds me a little of that terrible squid with elbows that was found with the same type of camera a few years ago:
Maybe if we weren’t so busy spending all the country’s money on murdering civilians overseas, we could find out about other cool stuff that exists in the ocean. Largely unexplored, there are surely many undiscovered species of sea creatures dwelling beneath. Besides, modern science has taken to mimicking things we find in nature in order to create better ways of living, staying healthy, and more importantly, murdering one another in war. Deep sea exploration would have a purpose after all.