So you stayed up until 6AM last night getting wasted and dry-humping some weird Russian girl in the dingy hallway of some afterparty. Congratulations, you’re now falling asleep at your desk and becoming the perfect victim of various office pranks. Here are some tried and true methods for making sure you stay awake and keep your job.
Yumi Sakugawa made this cute little graphic to illustrate various waker-uppers. There are some obvious ones like doing jumping-jacks (in your cubicle so that everyone else can watch) and not stuffing your greasy face full of sleepy carbs, but others involving pressure points may surprise you. In the words of the great Steve Brule, Check it Out!