45 Sexy Demotivational Posters
article written by: Drunken Editor
We got so much good feedback on our first demotivational poster collection we decided to scour the internet for even more material to demotivate Fork Party readers. Here’s 45 of the sexiest demotivational posters we could find:
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they are hardly sexy demotivational posters, it discriminates women how about discriminate men too?
even though that won't help the world be equal and the 2nd to the last one really pisses me off you are discriminating against gays now too!
LOL get a sense of humor, really..
Darcy, why did you leave the kitchen?
Hey Darcy. Next time you have a thought on this subject matter, just let it go. No one wants to see the stupidity of yet another repressed FemiNazi broadcast in black-on-white (or gray-blue as it may be) ASCII text their pathetic views.
Grow up.
This isn't the first grade.
This is the internet.
Somebody sounds fat
Heh, I think Marie and Carrie here prove the theory in the 'Sexism' poster in the other demotivational poster topic.
Darcy, life sucks, wear a helmet.
Darcy, tits or gtfo.
"how about discriminate men too?"
Turn on the television. Men are portrayed as bumbling dolts in an endless barrage of demeaning and demoralizing commercials and sitcoms. Character after character…evidently men can't parent, pay bills, fix things, cook, clean or buy insurance. Evidently we're idiots that get distracted by tits and video games and are too stupid to do anything ourselves so the all powerful all knowledgeable super-wife-career-mom comes in to save the day.
I'll stop enjoying these posters when you start showing me some respect and stop effacing your insecurities as woman's liberation and a fair sex agenda.
Darcy, lets f***. Maybe that's what you need. Maybe a good pounding will show you where you stand… by the stove…
@Joe – F YEAH!!! Tell the b**ch!
sorry darcy. I couldn't understand you with that muff in your mouth. But anyway, unless it's about how I want my meal cooked, d**k sucked or laundry folded then I don't want to hear.
Wow.
Joe, you just made my day.
hey darcy, this kinda shit gives me a boner.
Every red blooded high school boy ought to see this site.
Ben Koshkin
@Marie – greatest comment ever
its the internet, we do and say what we want. Deal with it
i do like to be told i'm a bitch…
Darcy,
I was going to respond to your comment, but Marie and Joe have pretty much said everything I wanted to.
Darcy… first off, thats not the second to last one… theres about 10 more for you to get pissy about
second off, the one I *think* you think is descriminatory against gays really isn't. How is it descriminatory to say that gay guys dont get distracted by the asses of attractive women as easily as straight guys? I thought that was fairly obvious…
Darcy: Spoken like a true fat lonely girl
Hello Darcy. Bitch.
postin' in a troll thread
Hey Darcy Are you sure you really aren't Elisabeth Hasselbeck?
Poor Darcy said the wrong thing at the wrong time at the wrong forum. In addition (as if that's not enough) the femnazis generally feel they missed something when the their time in the sun is over.
eat shit darcy ur just mad ur not as fine as any of those girls.
Darcy, I'm sorry your father abused you when you were a child, and that your older (or) younger brother was given more attention than you. I truly am. I also am sorry that you've grown into such a male-hating, stereotype loving "Butch" lesbian. I am sorry for so many things, I can't list them all. But a few more can't hurt, right? I'm sorry you're too unattractive to get a NICE man, just the ones that are assholes. I am sorry for the fact that you have been given so many right that you are, by law, the stronger (socially) gender, but that you STILL want more. If you ever want to talk, I'm there for you, FemiNazi.
@Script
I'm so sorry your parents didn't teach you some manners. Hell is overpopulated just so you know, I don't think you will like it very much.
Wow, I don't know who got the biggest rise out of the viewers… The girls in the posters or Darcy. HA!
hey darcy u fat ugly bitch women are there for lookin at no talky talk sssshhhhhhhhhhhh
Darcy must be blonde, you know: sits on TV and watches couch and thinks an innuendo is an Italian suppository.
[PS: I'm with Joe on the current portrayal of men in the media]
Hey Darcy, if I want any lip out of you, I'll lower my zipper.
Now go make me a sandwich.
Comments on blog posts are always better than the posts themselves. Ty, good sirs, and Ty Joe.
ayy im a bi chick and i fuckin love this shit. im sorry but women will probably always be sexual exposed, so why not make it fun for everyone and shut the fuck up darcy.
I'm a dude…..
@Darcy, So you’re a chick with a penis?
10/10
best SexyPost EVER! @Darcy, so ur a dude? i was starting to jerk on you! SHIT! ;D
You want to know what I find odd about any "gay test" posters, especially the ones that say "…well I have bad news for you…"?
Like in the "Beach Volleyball" poster, where the text said "If you can see the hand signals, you're probably gay…", wouldn't that make the original creator of the poster gay being HE had to notice the hand signals FIRST in order to come up with the text in the first place?
Does anybody here know the name of the gal in "the curves" photo? thanks.
honestly, does anybody actually read the text?
hey darcy. it's ok to expose women. your mom exposed quite a lot to me last night. and by that i mean we freaked liked animals
You tell her, smitty, with your punctuation & grammar fails!!! It is actually pretty sad that teenage girls have to grow up & think they HAVE to look like these hoes. But oh well, right? Some were actually a little funny.
Okay, all jokes aside, there's no reason for any of you females to be jealous of any of these women. It's called insecurity. If you're unhappy with the way you look, DO something about it. And be happy for those that have those bomb-ass bodies. Instead of hating on them, how about use them as inspiration so you can be just as hot? I am. I'm getting back to the 110 I used to be, and working my butt off for it. I'm almost there and can STILL make my man a sandwich when he's hungry. Boo yah.
I find it disheartening that one person makes a mention that this is degrading to women and the only thing that most people reply is something sexist or an insult. The entire comments section of the page is just plain sad, and I don't care who calls me what name because of it. I've always wanted to see the sexes be equal (or as close as we can get) and whether this sort of thing allows for that is your call. No man could ever understand what it's like to be like a woman, male privilege and circumstance hinder that.
kudos to kelsey and joe (p.s. darcy kudos means congratulations just in case you were to much of an ignorant b*tch to know)
Great group of posters