NYC Lawyer’s Hilarious Texts to Girl Who Rejects Him (Pics)
article written by: Drew
NYC’s most passive aggressive herb has been ousted on the interwebs. Read these hilarious pages of negging texts he sent to a girl who rejected his advances after an unsuccessful first date together.
After Candice saw The Avengers with this fedora-loving lawyer, she put an end to his request for a second date by politely telling him to f*ck off (“Sorry, I don’t think we really have a connection”). Here’s his response, sounding the script for a Tim and Eric skit.
It is not about you at all. It is not about you. It is about someone else.
