Pregnant men. Beer babies. Anal bike-pump lovers. Wait, what? Look at these weird old men who are about to pop like a balloon. No helium inside; just beer, bacon, and several types of cancer.
This looks very uncomfortable to have hanging off of your body, like walking around with one giant hardened tit clinging to your stomach. A big bundle of hardened fetuses rolled up in a ball. A tumor of food and fatness.