Black Jesus (27 Pics)
article written by: Drew
Was there a black Jesus, or is it just an old Everlast song that nobody listens to? Was Jesus Chinese? Did he exist at all?
In the words of the great Stevie Brule, “Who cares?”
Lots of people, apparently. Way more important than the idea that Jesus was the ideal friend — a kind, generous and accepting person that everyone can learn from in the morals department (whether he was fictional or not) — is that HE WAS WHITE, OKAY?! Which he probably wasn’t. A black Jesus would have more swag, anyway. But he probably wasn’t black, either, but a brown of sorts. That’s my expert opinion. “A brown of sorts.”
