The 34 Dumbest Words the U.S. Government Monitors

The 2011 Analyst’s Desktop Binder from Homeland Security details the top 374 keywords that the U.S. government looks out for. Here I list the most absurd ones and put myself on the radar as a potential terrorist and freedom-hater. Next up, boob pics.


Strain prevention in exercise is important lest you want to have an incident and need help. Should you get sick from working out too hard, don’t delay your recovery by getting an infection from other bacteria lying around your filthy pirate ship. Electric eel fluid can help, so just leak the plume of cancelled pork juice into your metro subway and the bridge between yourself and the extreme weather ice flood avalanche will experience a closure. Your smart phone can keep you busy with some social media if you’re delayed, so don’t worry.

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Prevention
Recovery
Incident
Cloud
Plume
Leak
Infection
Burn
Pork
Sick
Bacteria
Electric
Dock
Bridge
Port
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Delays
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Grid
Power
Smart
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Pirates
Extreme Weather
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Ice
Help
Avalanche
Snow
Spammer
Watch
Closure
Social Media