If humans were hatched from eggs, getting an abortion would be a lot easier, cheaper and discrete.
Eggs come in all shapes and sizes — and we can eat almost all of them. Alligator eggs, expensive caviar fish eggs, cheap chicken eggs, gross little quail eggs.
In Armenia, you can buy Sturgeon caviar for dirt cheap. It’s literally available in tubs at the corner store. In New York, the same brand of caviar sells at high-class restaurants for over $80 per ounce. At the River Cafe in Brooklyn, you can eat your delicious (and small) jar of caviar with a tiny abalone spoon whilst laughing about all the poor people you strangled on the way to your diamond office building.