The 6 Best Apps for Stalkers and Creeps

You’ll be double-checking the privacy settings on your Facebook and smart phone after reading about these apps that make it possible for that creepy dude at your local 711 to learn your whereabouts and life story in under five minutes.

Girls Around Me

Now pulled due to widespread criticism of its rape-yness, Girls Around me worked by showing the user a local map of all girls (and boys) in their area. Information was pulled by crawling Facebook users with public profiles who were using Facebook or other apps connected to Facebook to ‘check in’.

Highlight

Essentially the same as Girls Around Me, Highlight has an extra feature which keeps a log of the user crosses paths with each day.

Security Cam

This app turns your iPhone into a motion and sound-sensitive camera that can snap pictures without even looking like it’s turned on. While this can be useful if you’re trying to entertain the burglar who will later look at the images on your phone whilst laughing and spending your money, it’s also good for being a pervert. Now you can take pictures of unsuspecting women in public areas without looking overtly suspicious.

Background Check

Find out everything you need to know using only a last name. You get one free monthly search (and pay 0.99 cents for every additional one), and you can run a background check on anyone to reveal criminal records, social networking information, property records, and other data.

Breakup Notifier

Are you That Guy — the one who sits on Facebook Chat during all hours of the night, messaging every girl who signs on with “hey” or “sup” despite not having spoken to any of them in five to ten years? This is the perfect app for you. Breakup Notifier allows you to choose friends you want to keep an eye on, then sends you an email alerting you to that person’s breakup when their relationship status changes.

Whats Your Price

They finally found a loophole for a legal prostitution app. Men set the amount they’re willing to pay for a first date. Women set the amount they’re willing to be paid. The tagline is “For the Generous; For the Attractive.” The app’s site suggests:
- NEVER send money to anyone you have not met in person, no matter how believable their story may be.
- When paying for a first date, we suggest paying 50% at the start and 50% at the end of the date.
- Any transactions involving Western Union (other than paying us) is 99.9% Fraud.
- Protect your privacy. Do not pay for a first date with a personal check.