Eating is something we frequently do, most people do it three times per day, but some of us like to do it about eight times or more (breakfast, second breakfast, brunch, lunch, second lunch,Â the way to fourth dinner?). Regardless, we know we can’t always shovel the food into our face-holes with our bare hands. There are a billion different ways to deliver that delicious food to your mouth, but the most preferred way is with the traditional utensils like spoons, forks, and knives. Here are some rather unique versions of our typical utensils.
Pen Top Utensils
Looking for a quick and easy way to eat your lunch while doing homework or taking notes? Just slap one of these on the end of your standard plastic pen, and voila — you’ve got some pretty sweet utensils at your disposal.
With these bad boys (obviously meant for children and bachelors), you can drive a ton of food right into your gullet with ease.
Wooden Dinosaur Utensils
Jurrassic Park was one of the greatest dinosaur movies ever made, and to this day is still enjoyable to watch. These wooden dinosaur forks and spoons make eating your Hungry Man tv dinner a lot better.
These bad boys are spring loaded to launch your food at whatever you want. A little dangerous for dining halls, though.
The All-In-One Spork
Camping trips could be made a little bit easier with 3 utensils in 1!
Bamboo Handled Utensils
Stylish and effective, these are nature’s first choice of plowing through a bowl of mac and cheese.
Recycled Beer Bottle Serving Spoons
Finally someone has made a wise move when it comes to recycling — turning beer bottles into serving spoons.
More All-In-One Utensils
Seems a little complicated, but I’m sure they’re fantastic.
These aren’t for your average eater. These are for extreme carnivores, or something.