You filthy animal! There’s nothing quite like nakedly chasing a pit bull around your bathroom, trying to stuff it into your shower while it skitters around the tiled floor and floods the room directly below you.
Cats can be trained to enjoy their baths if you bathe them on a regular basis beginning at a very young age. Using this information, I have created a small army of water-cats who enjoy bath time and will seek out aquatic “situations” that end in trout feasts for us all. Just kidding;