Miami Zombie Rudy Eugene was NOT on bath salts. Here are some people who were, and committed crimes (almost) as bizarre as gnawing off a random guy’s face.
An Alaskan man punched a 7-year-old girl in the head in an attempt to steal her little pink bike. The defense said he was using bath salts and the doctor present during the trial confirmed the diagnosis of drug-induced psychosis, although no bath salts were found in his system following the attack.
A distraught father was arrested after smashing the windows of a head shop that sold his son the bath salts which lead to his overdose. Good dad.
A woman gave birth and almost instantly became the worst mother in the world when she smoked bath salts only days later, completely lost her salty little marbles, assaulted hospital staff, stripped naked, and had to be physically restrained.
(MOM OF THE YEAR)
Some guy ate his own shit whilst armed with a knife after taking bath salts.
Too much 4Loko and bath salts drove a 21-year-old homeless kid to try and bite police officers after repeatedly smashing his head on the plexiglass in the back of their car.
“You ain’t dead yet?” Were the words of a (high-ass) daughter to her mother before she was arrested for trying to assault her with a machete.
Tammy E. Winter was high on bath salts and rambling about “evil spirits” when she was arrested for destroying the walls and furniture inside an Indiana hotel room.
An Ohio man broke into a family’s home to wear their Christmas decorations and watch their TV after getting high on bath salts.
Guy on bath salts called police to report “30 intruders” who were intentionally blending in with chairs and trees in and around his house.
A 19-year-old stole a 4-year-old’s pet goat while high on bath salts. Police found the guy wearing a bra and panties, soaked in blood, and standing next to the goat’s mangled corpse in his bedroom.