OMG WHAT IS THIS GIANT PLACENTA MONSTER FOUND IN THE BALTIC SEA?! (PICS AND VIDEO)
article written by: Drew
It’s a giant penis connected by a web of cheese. It’s inside-out intestines. It’s the still-living placenta of Cthulhu. It’s a huuuuuuuuuge veiny condom. It’s pink slime. It’s just more proof that we don’t know a goddamn thing about the planet we live on.
Only the truly retarded will look at this video and instantly assume that it’s an alien life form, as the title of the video states.
Scientists are constantly discovering new oceanic life forms on, like, a daily basis, yo.
There are vast areas of ocean that have never been explored and remain abysmal mysteries to us all.
Who cares? Buy guns, kill shit, and always make sure the USA has a bigger boner than everyone else.
