Girl Who Only Eats Cheese Fries Can’t Get a Boyfriend
article written by: Drew
18-year-old Abi Stroud’s weekly diet consists of three blocks of cheddar cheese, three bags of fries and a couple loaves of white bread — but she wants to add ‘penis’ to the menu.
Stroud claims that her strange diet (and refusal to deviate from it) has made it “impossible” to find love or stay in a relationship long enough for her boyfriend to get used to the cheese stench and stop complaining about all the grease.
Merely thinking of eating vegetables apparently gives her panic attacks, and watching a banana get peeled makes her gag. Insert sexual innuendo here.
