Laser Beam loves noodles, cat poop, wet cereal, dog food soup, pieces of dirt, and anything else he can swallow whole. He’s 13. I got him from the shelter last year, when he was a dirty piece of matted fur. Due to severe neglect, all of his teeth had to be removed. Laser Beam don’t give a shit.
Behold. Destined for death, Laser Beam is the best and most well-behaved dog ever. Please adopt your pets. If you prefer store or breeder-bought dogs, please kill yourself now. You’re making the planet worse.