Are You A TRUE Bachelor?
article written by: Fork Party
A flowchart to determine whether or not you are a truly disgusting bastard.
LIFE'S A JOKE. WE TELL IT.
A flowchart to determine whether or not you are a truly disgusting bastard.
Those aren't bachelors. They're manbabies.
That Mike Tyson tattoo is deadly
Thank you.
Bodywash?
Bodywash!?
Methinks you are sliding right through metrosexual
straightdirectly to what used to be euphemized: "confirmed" bachelor.Sadly, though, I went straight (yes) down through the left-hand no column.
But then, I'm divorced, or, as some might say, house-broken.
Need to go on a three week bender to restore my cred.
All my dishes are porcelain and I wash them once a week.
I don't use a 40oz as a vase or coin jar because BACHELORS DON'T HAVE VASES, and the neck is too small to fit coins.
I have never run out of soap because I don't even use soap.
Apparently I fail as a bachelor?