A flowchart to determine whether or not you are a truly disgusting bastard.
Those aren't bachelors. They're manbabies.
That Mike Tyson tattoo is deadly
Methinks you are sliding right through metrosexual straight directly to what used to be euphemized: "confirmed" bachelor.
Sadly, though, I went straight (yes) down through the left-hand no column.
But then, I'm divorced, or, as some might say, house-broken.
Need to go on a three week bender to restore my cred.
All my dishes are porcelain and I wash them once a week.
I don't use a 40oz as a vase or coin jar because BACHELORS DON'T HAVE VASES, and the neck is too small to fit coins.
I have never run out of soap because I don't even use soap.
Apparently I fail as a bachelor?
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