Quotes From my 2-Year-Old Self
My mom kept a diary of all the weird crap I said before I could do it myself.
4-11-90
“Drew please stop that! No! DREW.”
“Mommy leave me alone or I’ll tear your vagina off.”
“Touch the snoopy phone and you die.”
Well, Drew, how do you like life so far?
Crunchy-munchy
Sometimes life is “sun in the eyes”
“Your brains will fall down” 3-16-89
4-21-89
“You can be a pain in the ass.”
“I’m not a pain in the ass. I’m Drew.”
4-89 “I want to run into the rain and disappear” (Emo)
On the way to the restaurant, Drew wants to go to the great valley. When we get out of the car in the parking lot, I say,
“Here we are, Drew — the great valley.”
“This isn’t the great valley. This is the great NOTHING.”
Drew sits in White Castle waiting for our order and eats crumbs off the table.
