The Petitions on Whitehouse.gov
article written by: Drew
There are petitions requesting the secession of just about every state in the country, with signatures ranging from a few hundred to several thousand. And then there are the people who want the secession petition signers to be deported (22,223 signatures), stripped of citizenship and exiled (13,951 signatures).
Meanwhile, 4,335 people are total bummers and want to regulate internet pornography to the point of eradicating all the free porn sites (that link isn’t what it looks like, I swear) and forcing every porn-watcher to register with a credit card and age verification. Boooooring.
And a measly 366 angry foreskin-mourners want to ban the “abusive, barbaric practice” of circumcision on those under 18 years of age.
