Have a stinky baby? You can soon spray it with the classy scent of Dolce and Gabbana; the company is currently working on a perfume for infants.
The perfume is supposed to smell like what babies already smell like (feces and vomit?), plus the aromas of citrus, melon and honey. Inspired by ‘the freshness of baby breath’ (ew), this chemical concoction will soon be available for about $60 USD.