Battery Man Can Fry a Hot Dog With His Skin and Two Forks (WTF Video)

article written by: Drew

Is this real? How is this real? Battery Man wants to become the first human laser. He says people are afraid to hug him because he may electrocute them. He’s a real superhero who helps “more than 50% of the people he touches” which is a pretty good success rate if you compare him to, like, Zoloft or something.