Formally Pretty Girl Tattoos Face With New Boyfriend’s Name on Their First Date

Lesya Toumaniantz is pretty bad at making decisions. For their sake, I hope her parents are long deceased; this is the kind of nightmare that jolts moms awake in a cold sweat in the middle of the night.

Lesya’s now-husband, Ryan Toumaniantz, tattooed her face with his Russian name after the couple had spent only 24 hours together.

But it’s cool, because they were totally in love for at least a month before that — the couple had met in a Russian chat room and internetted their way to true love.

Ryan Toumaniantz is the same guy who tattooed 56 stars on an 18-year-old girl’s face in 2006. Scared of admitting how dumb she was to her grandparents, the girl initially accused Ryan of giving her a tattoo she didn’t want “while she was sleeping.” She later admitted that this was a (pretty unrealistic) lie.

It appears that Ryan has a penchant for marking his territory on the faces of young women. Lenya, a former art student and only 20 years old, is convinced that he is the perfect man to start a family with. They plan to have two children; one to raise normally and another who will become an involuntary canvas. They’ll keep that one in the basement.