“How long can a girl hold her breath” oh my lol

I already stumbled upon some of them, but people looking like foods was just too much xD

Aaaaaggghghhh – that’s one of the scariest things i have ever seen in my life! That woman in number 1 should abort BOTH for their own protection!

Wow, people are seriously this stupid? :|

most of these are just trolls.. you guys are easy

LMAO!! The Youtube one is priceless

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Put a used nuvaring in his mouth for 35 seconds!!!!!!

The guy wanting to know if his son is gay is such an idiot and it really pisses me off. Can a doctor indicate if he is or not? It’s not a disease you fucking moron!

@Sean – yes

Some of these are definitely fake, but I’m guessing not all of them are :P So yes, certain people are seriously that stupid :D
Funny right?

Good for a laugh, but, I really hope some of these guys are being stupid on purpus

…Half of these are trolls. FAIL.

Most of these entries have been circulating the internet for months now so the selection itself was only mildly entertaining if only as a memory from first encounters with the ridiculous questions. The funniest part of this article was actually the gem left by Pobierowo calling the fools from the screencaps “foods.”

Irony, thy name is Pobierowo.

(P.S. “D” and “L” are nowhere near each other)

the scary thing these people reproduce

Either they’re so stupid, or they’re trolls. I’d go for the second version though, I can’t believe people are THAT stupid :|

OMFG! the youtube one made me laugh so hard,and who would tie a weight to there thingy…. this made my day

YOU DELETED MY COMMENT OR YOU DIDNT SEE IT SINCE YOUR FACE ISNT SYMMETRICAL (DUE TO THE PAN FACTOR)

What forkparty does’nt realize is that a lot of these are trolls.

Yes…there are people out there that seriously ARE this stupid. It’s hard to believe, I know. This is what happens when we let our society get so soft and protective… Darwinism doesn’t stand a chance, so now we’re all doomed…

I highly doubt the majority of these are real.. 4chan makes a whole sport out of coming up with these fake questions..

Nevertheless thanks for the giggles :)

Who cares if the post is fake,
They’re really not on the take.

wtf the dog teaching how to sez

i know many people this stupid. but they dont know about the expanses of the internet excluding myspace and facebook. not even yahoo answers. so im betting 4 out of 5 are trolls. no doubt.

Is this for real?? These are extremely funny especially the CAPSLOCK thing!! LOL

One of my replies made it onto here :O!
I guess that means I’m famous now. Goodbye, cruel, normal life. Into the world of paparazzi and celebrity I go D:

This made me laugh so damn hard but most of them are fake. Think about it. If someone doesn’t know how to turn off caps lock, do you think he knows about yahoo answers, let alone creating an account, submitting a question, etc?

Nevertheless, this was too damn funny :)

Cheers

My favorite is the “What is the best way to hollow out fleshy fruit” one. It made me bwahaha.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the gay son one made me ROFL xDD
The very first one is just sad and someone should freakin take her children from her!!

The bread tie one… I didn’t need that visual image but OMG its funny! And sad at the same time… lol.

This was hilarious. I like the ones about the steam and the one about the getting the baby pregnant. These provided a good laugh for me today.Thanks for making this post.

LOLxx…
Caps locks(though fake) and the Gay child were the best…hahahah

Rosco — Get that dck outta yer mouth

The caps lock one was better “in person” because of the other answers.

Psycho ho tryna get preg.. faaaakin hell….

“The funniest part of this article was actually the gem left by Pobierowo calling the fools from the screencaps “foods.”

Irony, thy name is Pobierowo.

(P.S. “D” and “L” are nowhere near each other)”

ACTUALLY, the real gem is your idiocy. Read the page you’re commenting on retard. Someone said people look like foods. Good try at finally being able to laugh at someone though.

Trolls or not I got a laugh!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO IN THERE! HOW DID YOU GET BACK IN THERE A SECOND TIME? ITS GOING TO EXPLODE!

I didn’t think I was going to make it the whole way through… But I did. That was pretty funny and scary at the same time.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG that was entertaining…

Itsw the internett, most of these questions are either just odd questions or questions made upp by people trying to be funny. How stupid are you beliving in all this shit???

DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS

My favorite dumb question is “How close to the ground do you have to get to land this airplane?” Probably never asked by anyone except in the movie ‘Airplane,’a comedy starring Leslie Nielson.

Fake or not, still very amusing:)

How to get rid of Bong Lip?

LOL, troll or not that was funny…

Yeah I think forkparty probably realized some are fake, but they’re only fake in that someone posted them on yahoo as a joke. I’ve definitely seen some dumb shit on that website before posted as a joke, but some of this is definitely real. The sandwich one, come on. That’s priceless :D

Actually, I think you are not being that smart yourselves – half of these questions are people trying (not that sucessfully) and others are not that dumb – for example, the one about how to water a tree – during a drought, it’s an important question. Lots of people don’t know how to do that with any degree of efficiency, so they waste a lot of water and don’t help the tree. For the record, you don’t want to water near the trunk, you want to water further out, where the feeder roots go looking for water – and you also want to look at ways to make the water soak deeply enough into the ground to make a difference. And you don’t want to water very often – seldom but deeply, to reach the roots. It’s not dumb to know when to ask a question.

sorry, I left out a crucial few words, I meant to say that half the questions were people trying (not that successfully) to be funny…

Honestly, I think I’m more worried about the ability to spell that is severely lacking in these questions. Don’t schools use hooked-on-phonics anymore??

Some of these MUST be fake! People cannot be that stupid, can they?!

OMG this is hilarious!!! Wow, these r such idiots!

And what sort of 14 year old would be desperate for a kid?? She need counselling!

and rofl, the lesbian one -”I showed her my vagina and then she cried.”

:’D priceless!

People doubting human stupidity?

I will state a pertinent quote:

“Think about how stupid the average person is, then consider that half of them are even stupider than that.”

thrusting your hips and grunting is ok but dont forget to pucker your lips and squint your eyes

This made me so happy. I needed a good laugh

anyone seen idiocracy? yea… that’s happening.

Ohhhhh yeah…gene pool getting dangerously thin.

people are so stupid it should be illegal…

HAHAHAHA I love stupid people!
They just make my day! ^_^

“how to get Youtube come film you” :D
hahahahahahah
thats the funniest thing ive ever heard!!! hahahahah
:DDDDD

A friend of mine was doing an assignment for his 7th form business class in High School. He decided he wanted it to look professional so he typed it out on computer. The only problem is that he didn’t know what the little red and green lines were under the words so he handed it in with grammatical errors and spelling mistakes. So Yes, people really are this stupid…

Caps Lock is forever irriversable.

I loved the one with the boy wondering when his period would start! LMAO!

OH MY GOD. It worries me that people that dumb, exist.

WOW. Such stupid questions.

ummm everybody is taking about the youtube one, can somebody tell me which one that is?

I don’t know if they’re fake or not, but the guy(s) that wrtoe that are absolutely brilliant…Jesus pancakes? 17 year old unaware of his period? brilliant.

Wow, the lady talking about aborting her boy child…wow. You can change the room are you that heartless and cheap to not wanna spend money? He would love you more if you kept him alive!

LOLZ i answered the one about the 14 year old girl getting pregnant, i said WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

LMFAO at the fleshy fruit one. Lol, I think he planned on masturbating with a peach.

a lot of trolls there, come on.

this was hilarious! my favorite were about teh pancake and CAPS LOCK. hah!

Whether these questions are real or not there is actually people out there that are THAT stupid! never underestimate the stupidity of humans. I work as tech support for an ISP and have heard alot of stupid things like this before

hahahaha ik these are mostly fake but… if they were real that would be pretty sad

LOL! These people must learn how to ask question sensively.

Hahaha!! That’s hilarious! HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK? I laughed so hard after seeing that one that my sides started cramping. OMG, maybe I’m pregnant! I wonder if that’s normal for a guy… LMAO!! Sorry, I couldn’t resist. :)

You have officially made my day at 6:30am! LOL

Fools full. So much silly questions in one place…

favorite stumble EVER

This made me cry laughing….” There’s steam coming out of my vagina!!!”

The “HOW DO I TURN OFF MY CAPS” and the potent sperm (been with girl 4 weeks and doctor says she is 4 month pregnant..sure cracked me up!

@ A Food:
You’re an idiot. The food they were referring to was the food from the question about thinking people look like foods. Like peaches. Idiot.

wowww, has the guy that thinks he gets a period not taken a health class??? moron.

Okay wow… The caps lock one? CRACKED ME UPP lol at least I know how to turn it off. And the guys answer was priceless! So Funny haha

Fools full. So much silly questions in one place

The Caps Lock Dude Killed me ROFLMAO

O m g. This is hilarious! Thank you!

LOL the answers are super hilarious. “well why dont you comeback with a goddam sandwich”

so I’m still waiting on an answer on how to water a tree??? hello???!!! God won’t anyone help me!!!

” what is the best way to hollow out soft, fleshy fruit, in order to make a hole inside to fit a tube about 6 inches long…. with a diameter of about 1.5 inches to go in and out of.” WHAT THE F#*K!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i guess he wants to do fruit.

People ask dumb questions. The guy with the pregnant girlfriend… who he has only been with for 4 months… oye…

It amazes me how stupid some people really are!

to funny. i laughed for too long. there has obviously gotta be a few in there that people are just trying to ask for sharts and giggles.

OMG, this made my day BIG TIME. I know some of them are trolls, but nevertheless they are HA-lirious, specially ‘the steam vagina’ and the ‘potent sperm’.

You guys got trolled so bad

absolutely hilarious even though most are just posting for the hell of it or for the attention. Had me laughing though!

Some people have already pointed this out, but I’d like to reiterate that many of these questions are bogus and intentionally silly. If you spend any amount of time over at Answers you will know that people do that all day long. Did you really fall for them?

@Rosco Yes Rosco it is a disease that should be eradicated from the face of the earth

Ahaha, must be Americans.

Half of those are probably not true, I know people are stupid but I think the joke is really on the ones who buy them!

LOL. Even though I know these are fake (sorry but I refuse to believe that people can be THAT stupid), they’re still funny. Haha!

hahahahhahahahaaaahahahah “i am uncircumsized, so all i need is bread twisty tie, in theory it should work” hahahha

Bahahahahahaaaahahaaa god i love reading Y!A fail blogs some people are either stupid or trolls.

Love the YouTube one ‘How to get YouTube to come film you?’

FAIL FAIL FAIL

Justin BEAVER! FAIL

I’m having twins. Can i just abort one of the babies! FAIL

These crack me up keep them coming!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is soooo funny people i just wanna slap a tree…..test for ur son being all u dooo is seee how close he is with his friends….. brest feading there husband soooo weried!!!!!!!!!!!!1 bahahahhah

Man, some of that stuff has just got to be made up!!!! It is way toooo funny and/or sick…Can you believe these people walk among us everyday?