The “Jesus is a Jerk” meme is awesomely hilarious. People have been making their own, so we set out to find some of the funniest ones out there. STFU, Jesus!
top before bottom trumps right before left. I'm never going to read the vertically middle words before the top ones, regardless of where they are horizontally. now, for the ones where the order is clearly off and they're on the same level, I agree. but where did you come up with this 'Carlin's Law', this doesn't seem to actually exist written anywhere before your post
The one with the lady playing the organ could read…
Jesus: Know what's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ!
Now do one with Muhamad.
Nice job in turning the symbol of several religions in something trivial and disgusting.
You my friend, must be a very deranged person. May God have mercy on your soul.
Oh please get a life, whats wrong with making fun of something that doesn't even exist, like what has been done here………… I mean u didn't think Jesus actually existed… did you?
Made me laugh till about half way down the page.
Christian, go play with you imaginary friend. You religious people getting all worked-up over a couple of trivial gags annoy the crap out of me.
I hate when Christians get all offended at this stuff. It's funny, yo.
Absolutely brilliant¡ I think this goes on 4chan…
Religion was already deranged, trivial and disgusting in the first place.
It's one religion, many sects.
"The symbol of many cults" would fit just as well.
@Christian … get a life!
This is trivialising something ridiculous. If anything it should wake you up.
no ones forcing you to look at it, get over it or get off.
Nice job in turning the symbol of several religions in something funny.
You my friend, must be a very cool person. May your dog have food in his bowl.
Yea this is messed up, you are sick.
The jokes are somewhat funny, I guess, but… mocking a religion? Like it or not, a lot of people believe in God and Jesus.
I'm not a Christian and even I find this tasteless. Next time, be a little more considerate.
Calm down Christian it's a joke. This person didn't even make them. I'm sure you're just an angry Christian without a sense of humor.
Christian, you are a poor bitter soul lacking the power to lulz.
Your comment has been backtraced and sooner rather than later you'll be behind bars, and no God will be able to take you outta there.
end of conversation
Wow. What total bs. This is disgusting. Turning the most important thing in the world to this…this…SICKO.
This is awful. What filth you are.
Hey christian, SHUT THE FORK UP.
I totally agree with John, do one with Muhamad.
What's wrong with that except that muslims will hate the internet, place a fatwa on all americans, on the creator of the internet, on the one who made the pictures, demonstrate on the streets all over the world, yell allah-o-gaybar and etc.
One with Mohammad wouldn't make any sense as muslims aren't constantly spewing out pictures of Mohammad watching over them or anything
Disregard that, I suck caulks.
My dad says you're a d-bag and to stop speaking for him.
'bullet stays in LOL'
I laughed forever.
christians, lighten up or gtfo plz. kthxbai.
@Mae…i agree completely…how could something turn a beautiful internet joke into a debate on religion? what a horrible, horrible christian
Yeah do one with Muhammad. I'm a muslim but these are pretty funny. I don't mind pissing on religeon so long as you do it equally.
On the Internet, everything is free game.
If you don't like the jokes, f-you and go elsewhere. Complaining about it won't make the poster take 'em down, nor will the many creators stop making these.
Just because something is serious to you doesn't mean it won't be funny to someone else.
You Christians, I swear…GET A LIFE. J.C. himself would laugh his ass off at half of these.
were all goin to hell so its ok to laugh.
This was so funny! Seriously! It's hilarious seeing people who are typically "good" being portrayed as d-bags. You should do others! Muhammad, Martin Luther King JR, popes, george washington… you could even do a series of "evil" people being portrayed as good people! Like Satan, Hitler, Stalin… although somehow I just don't see it being quite as successful.
I knew the artist of these illustrations. Larry Van Pelt. I used to mow his lawn. I also know several of the people in the portraits. The pastor (Rev. Ed Chandler), the lady with the pies (Linda Howell), the guy drawing is a self-portrait, the dude with the french horn (Daniel Gilland). Most of them were all really cool folks, but knowing who they are actually makes it more funny to me.
It's easier to make fun of Christians cause they wont murder innocent people and destroy public property when you do it.
stfu all u sensitive christians and take a joke for once
Not much of a believer,
but this is totally disrespectful and also just not funny.
The one about shooting a kid disgusts me.
Well maybe not nowadays, but "we" used to be the biggest over the top warmongering religion out there, when Christianity was in its growing phase.
Funny how Islam is growing faster then Christianity today…
Funny? Yes. Sacrilegious? Yes. But c'mon, Jesus is a bad enough dude to take a joke, right? what mrsleep said is 100% correct – except for the fringe, fundamentalist, nut-job Christians who, as Americans, we sometimes conveniently forget exist. Religion, like mustard, is overrated. God is not. God is not inside a building or a book. God just is. Like the force dude! ~j
Im atheist and honestly this was only funny for a few seconds. then it got pretty stupid.
Why, the Virgin Mary Herself would be proud to come here and take a dump.
Sick and of very bad taste. I don't believe in this "Christ" figure, but I show respect for those that do. For many people "religion" in one form or another is important, so just respect that.
Whoever is in charge of this site should learn the meaning of the words "repsect for others"
Wow mocking Jesus on a website with a logo derived from the hammer and sickle, I'm shocked. Can we kill Jews and homosexuals now? When do we get to starve anyone who is not an elite party member? Can we "re-educate" the people that find this offensive?
I always find it peculiar how when a "Christian" disagrees with any form of art that the creator of the art is immediately "Going to Hell" and "May God Have Mercy On His/Her Soul." Why is it that said Christians are never able to follow their own scriptures? Does "Judge not lest ye be judged yourself" sound familiar to any Christians out there?
GTFO teabagger. And grow a sense of humor while you are at it. Its a sickle and fork by the way.
I am a Christian, and when I read the title of the link for this I knew what I was getting into. I read it, and it made me laugh. Do I feel guilty? Yes. Do I think that any symbol of reverence from any number of religions could have been substituted in and been just as funny? Yes. Am I offended? Maybe by my own reactions. But humor is what it is.
If you don't like this, don't read it! Idiots
Perhaps you don't understand the meaning of the word "derived" I never actually said it was a hammer. BTW if I'm a teabagger that must make you the teabagee hows that for a sense of humor.
Everybody takes whacks at Christianity.Call me when you man-up & take shots at Islam.
*not holding breath*
QQ moar, christian trolled you.
The guy named Christian? He's the one who's deranged, may whatever imaginary made up floating entity he believes in have mercy on HIS soul
I bet we'd find a lot of CP on your computer "Anonomous". At least you spelled it correctly the second time. Firefox spellcheck is hard amirite?
Freedom of speech is awesome.
I thoroughly enjoyed reading the pictures as well as the comments.
"Everybody takes whacks at Christianity.Call me when you man-up & take shots at Islam."
What if I don't care about Islam because it has no influence on my life, but I don't like Christianity because it's so pervasive in my society and actually *does* affect me on a daily basis?
I don't understand this sudden "Now do it to Islam" attitude. Frankly I find doing it with Jesus funnier.
jesus lame funny
please someone take the time to edit the original pictures where jesus merely says "with you always"… anyone else in the picture should simply say "F off jesus"
…plus pregnant chick picture, an amusing caption would be "immaculate conception? LOL"
Now do one with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Than you are some kind of hybrid christian/atheist or retarded alien. d-bag.
I'm not a christian, so i don't find this offensive, I just find it very stupid. Looks like the work of some misguided teenagers.
I saw these a few years ago without the stupid comments on them, they were a lot more hilarious and creepy and not forced. They're just dumb now.
This was some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen. Pushing the pregnant broad down the stairs had me pissing myself
religion sucks. but these suck ever moar.
Steve said "What if I don’t care about Islam because it has no influence on my life, but I don’t like Christianity because it’s so pervasive in my society and actually *does* affect me on a daily basis?
I don’t understand this sudden “Now do it to Islam” attitude. Frankly I find doing it with Jesus funnier."
I can't put it better.
I am not religious (quite the opposite actually), but I do not find these really funny
That's my boy! You learned from the best son keep up the good work
It seems that certain people think a whole lot about Jesus to have all these cartoons about him on their blog! This is an example of how grateful we ought to be for His mercy and longsuffering with our sin!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i wish there was more!
Dudes. I'm religious, I believe in Jesus, and I found this hilarious. I doubt Jesus cares if I laugh at an image somebody made of him, it's not really sacrilegious. Of course you could take this as blasphemy, but you should lighten up, maybe you could look upwards and say "You know I don't believe this crap, right? It's just funny".
Honestly i did find some of this funny but when it came to the stuff with children like they are burning in hell and the one where the lil boy was kissing the mom or whoever and jesus is all like stick your tongue in thats just disgusting!
I am a Christian and honestly, I laughed at this. When it comes down to it, comedy is just funny. Why are you fellow Christians upset? These are meant to poke fun at Jesus. They portray the exact opposite of what he represents. So, in other words, the person that made these obviously knew it would portray something that's false. But that is the comedy. If you believe what Christians do, as I do, then why does this offend you?? I have made the choice to follow the lord. It doesn't offend me at all. It doesn't change what I feel is the truth. Jesus said turn the other cheek. And yet you call these people on the site disgusting and bigots. Take a look in the mirror and make sure that you're not hating on your fellow man. Live in his image instead of hating those that do not. Coming from a fellow Christian, I believe any Christian that finds offense to this needs to open the bible and read a bit. It's in poor taste, but judgement is not yours to make.
How unbelievably sad so many of you think this is funny.
Y'all think mocking Jesus is something new and daring? He was/is the most hated man that's ever walked the face of the earth. This kind of thing has literally been going on for thousands of years. What is it about Jesus that's so much more threatening than Buddha? Or Mohammed? These depictions are incredibly telling about the heart of the person who created these…there's an old Indian proverb that goes like this " When you throw a stone into a pack of dogs, you'll know which one got hit the hardest because he'll bark the loudest." There's some loud barking going on here…wonder what that's all about…?
it's funny because I know him.
This is disgusting, you all should be ashamed.
Hey, show some respect! it’s not like us Christians go around making fun of the imaginary king YOU guys worship!
I love how people take offense to something that is obviously meant to bring laughter into the world. “It insults my religion.” Who gives a f@#$? Your religion has killed thousands upon thousands of innocent human beings while making countless more feel judged/bad for being who they are. That sure is something I’d be damned proud to be a part of.
It’s funny because the one thing the internet can’t figure out is how not to feed the trolls!
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