Woman Fights Off Bear Attack with Zucchini
article written by: Fork Party
A brave (or startled) woman in Montana was approached by a bear while on her back porch. Some quick critical thinking made her choose the most powerful weapon in her vacinity – a zucchini. After hearing some suspicious noises coming from her back yard, she went to investigate and found a black bear attacking her dog.
After screaming at the bear, it got pissed off and decided to charge her, and the bear tried to come into the house.
The bear actually swiped at her with its paw, and shredded the leg of the woman’s jeans. She hurled a 12-inch zucchini at the bear, hitting it square in the head, which apparently was enough to scare the bear away.
Bears, are pretty awesome in the wild. You can use them to guard your massive crops of weed, or you can simply enjoy them trying to adapt to a more human lifestyle, and sometimes failing miserably:
Source: Yahoo! News
Guard massive crops of weed, haha way to go B.C pot growers! Way to use dog food to herd in the bears.
Did the incident really happened and not a fictional story? She must have panicked because suddenly approached by a bear, a fierce animal. Anyone would have done the same way as reflexes. People will be arming themselves with what is nearby so it can fight or banish the beast.
Bears to keep the house? Good idea, but a bear to be educated or trained so that bear can follow the instructions.
People would pay good money to watch a woman beat off a bear with a zucchini.
Moral of the story: Zucchinis are dangerous.