In the world of chilled carbonated drinks, Coca-Cola has pioneered what seems to be the coke machine of the future. What they’ve done is somehow reverse engineered the laws of science to make a coke that can be purchased from a vending machine, and then once you’ve taken a sip, you turn it upside down for a second and then return to its right-side-up mode. Then it’s a slurpee. Or just coke with coke flavored ice, like the happy fellow in this video explains.
Our pals at Uproxx seem to think the future of America is doomed with this invention.