The Hover Hand — Or, How to Spot a Virgin (PICTURES)

It’s a tough world out there for guys, with all the muscle-bound bros taking up all the womanly resources it’s real hard to gain the strength each day to get out of bed, and put on yesterday’s clothes just so you can go outside and attempt to talk to one of these soft and delicate creatures (no mom, I’m not talking about you!!!)

So what’s a guy to do? We meet these badass babes and we need to document the evidence as it’s probably going to serve us well in the defense of being called a homo, or whatever your brother’s “cool” friends call you when you’re busy pwning hella noobs in Counter-Strike (1.6, obviously. Source is for noobs!!!). Well to answer the question at the start of this paragraph, the best thing to do when you’re getting that new Facebook profile picture is to pull what we call the “hover hand”. It’s a phenomenon only geeks are known to do, because we like to show women respect by not touching them. Because they don’t like to be touched, even in a friendly, completely non-creepy way. Show them you’re the caring dude your mom taught you to be!

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Update: Added more pics, and tracked down the source of most of these at bodybuilding.com forums