Ah, Charlie Sheen, the ultimate party animal. He’s been winning for so long it’s hard to believe. Apparently he’s got more money than he could possibly spend and because of this a close friends states, “Most people run out of money, they burn out, and then they finally hit rock bottom. Charlie is not going to hit rock bottom financially, because he’s got so much money he can’t piss it away.”Continue Reading →
Introducing Author Adam West
Who needs a U-Haul when you’ve got a perfectly good car of your own and the skills of a professional Jenga player? Oh those crazy canucks. This is the way to go if you ask me. One trip is all you need. Now let’s just hope he’s got a few friends to help and a few 6-packs of Molson’s to pay them with.Continue Reading →
We all hope that when we see those “blue and reds” flashing in our rearview mirror that an officer like these will stride up to our window. Sadly that is never the case. But one can dream can’t they?
If I did ever find myself being arrested my one of these lovely ladies I might not learn my lesson though. I think I’d be even more inclined to do it again in order to have a “second date”.Continue Reading →
This snowman was built by Sawbutter, and is an excellent way to troll your children. I know that when (and if) I finally have children I will spend an exorbitantÂ amount of time and effort just coming up with ways to prank them. This may make me a horrible father, and unfit to raise children, but I think it’s my right and duty.Continue Reading →
If you have not had the extreme pleasure of trying the crack sauce that is SrirachaÂ than I feel sorry for you. Not only is this the most amazing condiment known to human kind, it has an almost super power strength to make anything edible. I’m being serious, try adding it your favorite dish and tell me that doesn’t instantly add a Emeril LagasseÂ ”naughtch” to it. Here is your guide on its proper use.Continue Reading →
Lucky for us “forever alone” types Valentine’s Day has past. No more of the jewelery ads to watch. No more pink candy in the Walgreen’s aisle (it’s been replaced by yellow candy and Peeps), and no more questions about what we’re doing on February 14th. But even though it has come and gone I thought I just had to share this with you. Is she not the World’s Best Girlfriend?Continue Reading →
Man…if you’ve got to place a sticker specifically for this you just know that it was going down a whole lot. I wonder where this was? If I had to venture a guess, it would be some “pay by the hour” hotel (motel?) in Houston, Texas. They must have gotten a load of complaints to necessitate the making of a sticker and it’s placement in the elevator.Continue Reading →
Ah to be young again. If only my schedule was packed to the brim with activities like this. To be able to pen in an entire day just for hugging your bear is downright laudable.
The sweetness and innocence of youth is astounding some times. My only question is if she was able to get to all her planned events. With someone this organized, I’m sure she did. Looks like Fridays and Sundays are her days off. I wonder what’s on the docket for next week.Continue Reading →
As if us guys needed any help in not having a girl in our lives this is a perfect example of how to maintain that status quo. It’s tough enough to get a female to want to spend even a whole weekend with me, let alone let me move in. When I do become so lucky I would treat her like royalty. This guy however has a different approach.Continue Reading →