Japanese Kids Show Will Unsuck Your Thursday (Video)

Programming television shows for kids is a tough gig. You have to think about how it will help educate the children in some way. You want to make sure not to throw anything too weird in there. Well, the same rules apply for Japanese television… except for the fact that they lack the ability to NOT make shows that are brain-explodingly bizarre.

Somebody Didn’t Take The “No Phone Zone” Pledge (Picture)

Oprah has a campaign called “The No Phone Zone Pledge.” It basically says don’t text while you drive… on account of all the death that occurs when people do that. Well apparently this big fat motorcycle guy isn’t a fan of the “O.” It’s comforting to know that this guy is out there somewhere, sharing the roadways with us all. Also, this guy isn’t even wearing a helmet… he truly is an outlaw biker with absolutely no regard for safety.

Entrapment to The Thomas Crown Affair: 3 Movies Where Forensic Accounting Would Have Won

The only accountants in action movies are the one who work out how many tickets the movie will sell per pound of explosives detonated on set. Unless it’s a Michael Bay movie, in which cases both numbers are “infinity” and the math breaks down, then explodes while people dive in slow motion far too close to the camera to be seen clearly.

This is because accounting isn’t exciting on screen, not even forensic accounting, which sounds like something the CSI guys would use to solve the murder of a stockbroker. But that same forensic accounting could outwit some of the most spectacular and silly movie heroes in the business.

The Cast of Homeward Bound Came Across These Links

We here at Fork Party fondly remember watching Homeward Bound, and thought it would be nice to refresh everyone’s memories of when they were growing up in the 90′s. Here’s the weekly roundup of great links on the interwebs:

Five First Date Ideas That Ensure Failure

Relationships are one of humans most basic fundamental needs, much like eating and peeing.  Some people tend to clean up when it comes to the dating world, while the rest of us (well not me) take a back seat to the studs and take what scraps are left.  You may think that you can get by just being you, but the fact of the matter is people make snap judgements, and if you don’t put on your feature reel and attempt to impress then your first date with this person will be your last and they will move on to somebody else who catches their attention and maintains it.

Another MINDBLOWINGLY Awesome… and Phallic Alien Cake (Picture)

Every time we here at Fork Party watch a movie from the ‘Aliens’ series… it makes us very hungry. Not sure what’s doing it to us. Maybe it’s all the slime? Maybe it’s the horribly violent deaths? Perhaps it’s the facial impregnations? Whatever it is… a killer alien cake like this would definitely hit the spot… even if the aliens look like genitals.

Best ‘Game of Thrones’ Cosplay EVER (Picture)

‘Game of Thrones’ came roarin’ into our lives and, in it’s short time on the air, it has made a serious dent. George RR Martin knows how to treat a lady. Get her some awesome Daenerys cosplay threads, provide a delicious heart to devour and let nerds gaze upon her.

Lego Spock=Logical Waste of Time (Picture)

Give a nerd some legos and he will quickly fill the emptiness in his life with a tribute to whatever flavor of geekery he’s into. Check out this awesome lego version of our favorite Vulcan. It almost has like a velvet painting effect and would definitely grace the wall of any appreciator of the crew of the Enterprise excellently. Picture via Flickr User: Rakanishu1024

‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Official Trailer (Video)

Spider-Man was the first superhero to make it onto the big screen and really start the comic book movie trend without suckifying it. Tobey McGuire took the reigns of Spidey and until the sequels happened… we thought they did it right. Spidey is getting a reboot that is slated for 2012. Lots of bootleg versions have been poppin’ up, but here is a look at the official trailer.

Death Metal Meets ‘Star Wars’ (Video)

For centuries nerds everywhere have plastered the walls of their grandmother’s basement with “Star Wars” items, posters and trinkets. The sweet sounds of death metal could be heard throughout the neighborhoods, as well. So naturally, to combine these things was definitely destiny. Feast your ears on a sonic onslaught of “Star Wars” METAL!