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TV + Movies
June 8, 2011, 6:00 am
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There Will Be Cars (Video)

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Daniel Plainview has enough problems as a human in the movie “There Will Be Blood.” Think about the damage he could’ve done if he was a living automobile! Well, somebody did that for you. Check out this awesome mashup of clips from the “Cars” movies combined with the sweet soothing insight into the mind of Mr. Plainview and company. The video was posted by Youtube User: TheLastAnimals

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TV + Movies
June 8, 2011, 4:00 am
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Best Movie Tagline EVER (Picture)

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Now, when the folks in Hollywood are making their movies, everything is calculated to the very last detail. It is all a precision move put on by a team of extremely talented and creative geniuses. From production to marketing, these guys know their stuff. These facts are clearly demonstrated by this movie poster. You know what this movie is about. Nothing defines that more than the tagline.

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Girls
June 7, 2011, 4:42 pm
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The Hottest Nintendo Cosplay Girls (Gallery)

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At the E3 Expo, Nintendo unveiled it’s new Nintendo Game console the Wii U. So, naturally, we figured we would make a gallery out of hot Nintendo chicks for you. Nintend-OH!

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Music
June 7, 2011, 4:08 pm
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Snoop Dogg Pitching The ‘American Idol’ of Rap To Networks

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Snoop took some time off from his busy schedule of nonstop weed smoking to shop an idea for a show around to the different networks. ‘Hip Hop Idol’ would be a competition show to find the next big hip hop star. Some of the major networks have already turned down Snoop’s idea… but apparently MTV and E! have shown interest. Snoop wants the judges to be a collection of hip hop greats… including Jay-Z (although Jay-Z’s people have denied any involvement in the show.)

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TV + Movies
June 7, 2011, 4:00 am
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What Happens When Meth Hits Sesame Street (Picture)

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“Sesame Street” has taught generations of children important things about numbers, colors, letters and tolerance. Big Bird and his buddies have really been there for lots of kids. Elmo has made us laugh for decades… DECADES. And now he is in need. Elmo hasn’t been doing so good lately. The Sesame Street neighborhood in general has really taken a turn for the worse. Meth is now an epidemic and here we can see what it has done to Elmo.

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Girls
June 6, 2011, 6:29 pm
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Sexy Nikki Reed (Gallery)

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So, Nikki Reed is in the “Twilight” series (or so we’ve been told… we don’t watch those!) and she’s apparently going to get married. Due to that fact we thought we would put together a sexy gallery of what has already been spoken for.

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TV + Movies
June 5, 2011, 2:16 pm
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DC Heroines Rock Band (Picture)

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Apparently the artist of this piece (Cliff Chiang) watched that movie about Joan Jett called “The Runaways” and it inspired him to want to see Wonder Woman and company ROCK! Also featured in this work of art are The Black Canary, Zatanna and Batgirl. Who needs real women, when comic book artists can do this with superpowered vixens?

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Girls
June 3, 2011, 12:04 pm
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Sexy Girls Beating The Heat (Gallery)

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The weather is a changing out there and it’s bringing with it warmer temperatures. Sweet awesome warmer temperatures, that make girls want to cool off… here are a ton of smokin’ hot chicks cooling off.

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Lifestyle
June 3, 2011, 8:00 am
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Slobstopper Makes It Easy To Completely Lose Faith In Humanity (Video)

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We have all been there. You are lookin’ all snazzy in one of your best faded Lynyrd Skynyrd t-shirt and bam like that you squeeze about 6 ounces of donut jelly right onto the face of one of the Van Zants. Well now you have completely no reason to care about whether or not what you are trying to consume even hits your face-hole. Science has introduced us to “The Slobstopper.” It’s a sturdy bib for adults. Feel free to start slingshotting putting at your face for breakfast now that this technology exists.

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Bizarre
June 3, 2011, 6:00 am
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Best Family Vacation EVER (Picture)

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When you look back on your childhood you are probably comforted by fond memories of you celebrating with loved ones. But chances are you missed out on an experience like the one that is taking place in this photo. We definitely want to know several things… mostly though, what song is that kid singing? Oh, and also what kind of dip did they serve at dinner?

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