Occupy Wall Street Comic Makes A Good Point (Picture)

The Occupy Wall Street protests are sweeping the nation like a bad fashion show. Everyone wants to be there and be seen being there, but no one really knows the point of the exhibition.

Javier Bardem To Be Next Bond Villain, Women Worldwide Catch The Vapors

‘The Dark Tower.’ Stephen King’s masterwork of nasty-awesome fiction. And it was supposed to star Javier Bardem as the lead character, The Gunslinger.

‘The Avengers’ Trailer Will Make Your Pants Uncomfortable (Trailer)

When was the last time you saw a movie that came about through the completion of five other movies?

Exactly.

Crazy Guy Takes Squash Serve From World Record Holder (Video)

There is no sense to be made from this.

Cameron Pilley is a professional squash player with the current world record for fastest squash ever hit at 175mph.

‘The Princess Bride’ Cast Reunion (Picture)

Chick flicks often get a bum rap. And that’s for good reason because most of them suck. Such hard.

Chick flicks are, for the most part, just like straight-to-video action movies. They exist entirely to give you too much of what you want (action, drama) and none of what you need (plot).

‘John Carpenter’s The Thing’ As A Musical (Video)

Well done internet. Once again your creativity reverse backhands popular society.

On October 14 ‘The Thing’ will be released to theaters nationwide. This ‘The Thing’ will be a prequel to ‘John Carpenter’s The Thing’ almost 30 years after the original was released.

Harley Davidson Dog Thought It’d Be A Good Idea If You Observed These Links…Pronto

‘Harley Davidson Dog’ thought it might be in your best interests if you checked out these links. And keep your greasy paws off the chrome, punk.

Movie About Steve Jobs’ Life Is Getting Made

If you thought ‘Pirates Of Silicon Valley’ and the facebook movie (‘The Social Network’) were good, ‘Steve Jobs’ is gonna be unreal.

Walter Isaacson, former managing editor of ‘Time’ magazine and former Chairman and CEO of CNN, is set to have his authorized biography of Steve Jobs, called ‘Steve Jobs: A Biography,’ released in late October.

Children Perform Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’ (Video)

If ever you’ve doubted your life choices, watch these kids play Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman.’

They’ve knocked it out out of the park like a ‘roided up Barry Bonds power crunch, even down to the solo.

Russell Crowe To Play Superman’s Chubby, Chain-Smoking Father (Pictures)

Looks like Russell Crowe still hasn’t lost that paunch, eh?

These are the first pictures from his look as Jor-El in Zack Snyder’s ‘Man Of Steel’ movie.