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TV + Movies

Movie About Being Elmo Actually Looks Interesting (Video)

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There are many different species of ‘nerd.’ The comic book nerd reigned supreme over all because everything in comics represented the ultimate in strength, power and skill.

All others were certainly not created equal.

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Bizarre

Nutty Aviator Dog Flew In With These Links

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Nutty Aviator Bulldog just dropped by to leave you these links before he takes off for France. The bitches are in heat all year and the treats are always delicious there.

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Games

Metroid Tattoos (Pictures)

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Samus Aran is the lead heroine from the Metroid gaming series. She’s also the dream woman for nerds everywhere.

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TV + Movies

The Six Faces Of Robert DeNiro (Picture)

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Robert De Niro has been in just about every type of movie in just about every type of role.

His best though? The slack-jawed lackey that bangs Bridget Fonda in ‘Jackie Brown.’ In that role he wasn’t the star. In fact, his character was generally forgotten.

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Music

Kittens DJing For Seventy Seconds (Video)

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Some things are just entirely too cute for words.

A man is a hard creature. All cracks and crevasses filled with roughness and bad smells. They drink beer, watch football and fart like savages.

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Sports

Unbelievably Sweaty Soccer Player (Video)

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The video is eight minutes long, but you only need about two minutes to see what’s going on.

Take note of his shirt. Looks fresh and clear, ready for a night out at the club, right?

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Games

Videogame System That Plays ‘Nintendo,’ ‘Super Nintendo’ And Genesis Cartridges (Picture)

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Take a good look. Hey hey now! Take your hand from down there!

This videogame system you see plays ‘Nintendo,’ ‘Super Nintendo’ and ‘Genesis’ games. It’s called the ‘Your New Girlfriend And Future Wifey System’…

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Food

6 Gross Foods You Eat And Drink Due To Peer Pressure

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Sovereignty. It’s a big word. But as it works with you it means a simple thing: personal choice. In sovereignty you hold exclusive control over external ideas and choices.

HA! Yeah right. This is 2011 and you’re lucky if you can check out a pr0n site without having a popup freeze up your browser. Unless you use Internet Explorer. In that case you’re lucky if your computer doesn’t melt straightaway.

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TV + Movies

Grotesquely Horrible ‘X-Factor’ Audition (Video)

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Fame is like heroin. Once you get a taste of it, you never ever wanna let it go. Even if it’s killing you. And you wouldn’t mind dying to chase it either.

Why bother with dignity when you can use $50 bills to wipe away the tears? That’s the thinking of most folks. It’s also why shows like ‘American Idol’ and ‘X-Factor’ are so popular.

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TV + Movies

Kill Bill Wedding Photo (Picture)

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What if The Bride didn’t have to slice her way to revenge? What if the assassins network that worked under Bill was really just one big happy family?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Dub it in French, put it in black and white and tour the art houses why don’t you?

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