The popular press calls it Pseudocide, the cops call it fraud, and friends & family call it things we can’t print here. Despite the downside to being legally dead, there are always a few folks who try to use death as a way to escape their lives and responsibilities.
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Everyone knows the old expressions “money talks†and “candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.â€Â Combine them and what do you get? Fork Party’s menu of some of the most expensive liquid panty removers from around the world.
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Since 1976, Lake Superior State University has issued a list of the most overused, abused and hackneyed words and phrases of the year. Their annual “Banned Words†list for 2010 includes items that if truly banned from the world’s collective vocabulary would leave the internet without some of their favorite expressions and celebrities and politicians across the U.S at a loss for words. Out of more than a thousand nominations, these are the 14 words they deemed the worst of the worst.
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Grandmothers are supposed to be sweet, loving old ladies with a plate of fresh baked cookies in one hand and a handful of lemon drops in the other, ever ready to dispense hugs and wisdom whenever needed. Clearly the ladies on this list need to re-read their job description and start knitting more afghans.
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That pant-less pervert Donald Duck has been named in a law suit filed by 27 year old April Magolon of Pennsylvania, who took offense to the Disney mascot trying for some cross species hanky-panky when he allegedly grabbed her breast during a visit to Epcot Center in 2008.
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So your parents surprise you with a visit and they are going to be arriving in a few short hours, or your girlfriend finally demands she see where you live, claiming you’re “closing her out of your life†when what you’re really doing is protecting her from that toxic waste dump you live in. You don’t own a mop, or a bucket, and you’re pretty sure your buddies drank the last of the Pine-sol during that last party. Not to worry, you can still get your place clean using things every bachelor has lying around.
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Over the course of human history we have produced tales of twisted souls, demonic creatures and monsters that roam the darkness. We’ve thrilled to tales of haunted houses and basked in the glory of the terror that a good ghost story can conjure around a campfire. Somewhere along the way though, many of the monsters we once feared became something else, something more pathetic than terrifying.
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There are fans, rabid fans, and then there are fanboys, fans so devoted they’ll do anything for the object of their passion. Meet the fanboy formally known as Douglas Allen Smith Jr, now legally known as “Captain Awesome†in homage to a character from the NBC spy show “Chuck.â€Â
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The robotic uprising may not be upon us just yet, but you can chalk up first blood to the Motorola Droid 2 phone. Either by fluke or evil plotting, one hapless owner’s phone exploded while he was holding it to his ear.
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Over the holidays every post office is laden down with packages, parcels and cards as consumers around the world shop and ship their presents. Amid the holiday wishes and innumerable boxes of fruit cake though, some postal carriers were unsuspectingly transporting something a bit more nightmarish; tarantulas.
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