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	<title>Comments on: 15 Valentines Gifts Guaranteed to Get You Dumped</title>
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		<title>By: Jeanette</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeanette</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 13:05:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Love it! Some of the gifts aren&#039;t bad, though. Would love the lingerie, costume, gym membership (I might be alone on that one) and cooking classes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Love it! Some of the gifts aren&#8217;t bad, though. Would love the lingerie, costume, gym membership (I might be alone on that one) and cooking classes.</p>
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		<title>By: Vanessa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Vanessa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 05:07:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The writer of this list is obviously a man. Hence, he knows nothing about women. Stick to writing about your own gender before you go assuming women don&#039;t like this, or don&#039;t like that. Unless your girl is fat and ugly with no self-esteem, odds are she&#039;ll love getting lingerie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The writer of this list is obviously a man. Hence, he knows nothing about women. Stick to writing about your own gender before you go assuming women don&#8217;t like this, or don&#8217;t like that. Unless your girl is fat and ugly with no self-esteem, odds are she&#8217;ll love getting lingerie.</p>
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		<title>By: Julien</title>
		<link>http://www.forkparty.com/bad-valentines-gifts/comment-page-1/#comment-1580</link>
		<dc:creator>Julien</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 04:12:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why doesnt a kitten in a blender buy love? How could anyone resist a kitten in a blender?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why doesnt a kitten in a blender buy love? How could anyone resist a kitten in a blender?</p>
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		<title>By: Paul @ DailyShite</title>
		<link>http://www.forkparty.com/bad-valentines-gifts/comment-page-1/#comment-1384</link>
		<dc:creator>Paul @ DailyShite</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 23:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree with most on the stuff on this, I know that the choice of lingerie, even for women that love wearing it, is a personal thing.

Kitchen appliances on the other hand? Yes I can see how they could be offensive if they are apparently random, but as part of a larger gift I don&#039;t see anything wrong with it IF the gift is specifically to make her life easier in making something she loves for herself and not for you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree with most on the stuff on this, I know that the choice of lingerie, even for women that love wearing it, is a personal thing.</p>
<p>Kitchen appliances on the other hand? Yes I can see how they could be offensive if they are apparently random, but as part of a larger gift I don&#8217;t see anything wrong with it IF the gift is specifically to make her life easier in making something she loves for herself and not for you.</p>
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		<title>By: Tenneil</title>
		<link>http://www.forkparty.com/bad-valentines-gifts/comment-page-1/#comment-1358</link>
		<dc:creator>Tenneil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 04:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A HUGE tip if you have a girlfriend who simply hates mushy crap gifts are as followed: NO to flowers unless you are sure its there favourite, NO to chocolate specially if they hate chocolate and always comment on them trying to lose weight, NO to stuffed animals (there just horrible) there not cute and adorable as some girls would put it, and NO to anything that consists of anything sappy and mushy IF YOU know (Duhhhhh) she doesnt like it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A HUGE tip if you have a girlfriend who simply hates mushy crap gifts are as followed: NO to flowers unless you are sure its there favourite, NO to chocolate specially if they hate chocolate and always comment on them trying to lose weight, NO to stuffed animals (there just horrible) there not cute and adorable as some girls would put it, and NO to anything that consists of anything sappy and mushy IF YOU know (Duhhhhh) she doesnt like it.</p>
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		<title>By: Veen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Veen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 20:11:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>bad advice. chicks dig sexy undearwear - especially if she is lucky enough to hang out with you on valentine day. 

DISCLAIMER: last valentine day i went to hooters and then cheated on my girlfriend with a hot coworker....i know. i know, i&#039;m good at many things but being a boyfriend is not one of them. 

however i think i am the hottest sh*t in the world and it works out for me just fine.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>bad advice. chicks dig sexy undearwear &#8211; especially if she is lucky enough to hang out with you on valentine day. </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER: last valentine day i went to hooters and then cheated on my girlfriend with a hot coworker&#8230;.i know. i know, i&#8217;m good at many things but being a boyfriend is not one of them. </p>
<p>however i think i am the hottest sh*t in the world and it works out for me just fine.</p>
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		<title>By: Richard C. Thomas</title>
		<link>http://www.forkparty.com/bad-valentines-gifts/comment-page-1/#comment-1158</link>
		<dc:creator>Richard C. Thomas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:52:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>also...</description>
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		<title>By: tessa</title>
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		<dc:creator>tessa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 08:06:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great list! Thanks for putting this out there, you&#039;re doing us all a favour. Give, and ye shall recieve, as they say.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great list! Thanks for putting this out there, you&#8217;re doing us all a favour. Give, and ye shall recieve, as they say.</p>
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		<title>By: Alice</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alice</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 03:56:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love how all this boils down to &quot;...OR YOU MIGHT NOT GET LAID&quot; with the same tone you&#039;d threaten a life-threatening illness.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love how all this boils down to &#8220;&#8230;OR YOU MIGHT NOT GET LAID&#8221; with the same tone you&#8217;d threaten a life-threatening illness.</p>
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		<title>By: Samantha</title>
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		<dc:creator>Samantha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 15:20:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;d love lingerie for Valentine&#039;s day, and wouldn&#039;t mind the maid outfit or jewelery. Ridiculous list.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d love lingerie for Valentine&#8217;s day, and wouldn&#8217;t mind the maid outfit or jewelery. Ridiculous list.</p>
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