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Another Early Caturday (11 Cat Pics)

Drew2 — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:38:44 +0000

Do you have any cats? Here, have some more.

I have three cats. Ted, Magical Fantasy, and Catty. Catty rules the house and will smack a bitch if they get too close to her while she’s eating. Magical Fantasy is a notorious bird-hating criminal in the neighborhood, and despite my efforts to thwart his evil plans, he’s slaughtered many a feathered friend. Cats will be cats. Ted’s just a fat, lazy POS who can be found as a sleeping lump on the church pew I got from the garbage.

The Dog Park From a Dog’s Point of View (Video)

Drew2 — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:43:34 +0000

If you love dogs and slow motion, you’ll pee yourself while watching this video.

Some guy strapped a camera to his dog and sent it out into a field of other slobbering dogs. The lens miraculously stayed clean as the congregation of butt sniffing and drooling commenced.

Why People Don’t Walk Their Cats (Video)

Drew2 — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 13:00:47 +0000

Not sure if this cat is even alive, but here’s a perfect example of why people don’t walk their cats. Cats are generally uninterested in interacting with humans unless it’s to be served, and getting dragged around on the end of a rope isn’t included in that picture.

Before anyone jumps in with cries of ‘animal abuse!’, let me just say that as a cat owner, an angry and upset cat would not react at all like the cat in this video. A cat who really wanted to get away from that leash would be making a huge fuss, and probably a huge mess out of the owner’s leg. This feline DGAF.

The Happiest Dog in the World (Video)

Drew2 — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 20:12:07 +0000

If this doesn’t make you want to go home and hug your dog, you probably shouldn’t have a dog. Unless you don’t have a dog, in which case you should get one. Unless your last name starts with a V and ends with an ick.

16 Cute Animals Biting People (Pics)

Drew2 — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 20:12:40 +0000

Here are some of the cutest animal attacks you’ll ever see. Except for the horse one. That one looks pretty painful.

The words ‘Cute’ and ‘Polar Bear attack’ form a dichotomy that will make you go ‘aww’ before wasting the next two hours researching the pros and cons of illegally keeping a pet bear in your apartment. We’ve never seen people so enthusiastic to be gnawed on.

Screaming Pug is the Most Annoying Thing You’ll Hear Today (Video)

Drew2 — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:41:35 +0000

Watch this dog throw a tantrum at the park when someone decides to interrupt his playtime and picks the little guy up.

Ladies: if you scream and screech out of excitement when meeting up with a friend, please be aware that this is what you sound like to everyone else.

Pawsomely Cute (Pic)

Drew V. — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 21:09:48 +0000

Can that little guy breathe in there?

Has a screenshot of Benoits suicide video finally been released to the public? Don’t be silly — if it were true, these dogs would be fighting the police in the pool area, not doing ridiculous wrestling moves in the living room. Get real.

Testicle Eating Fish Kills 2 Dudes

Drew V. — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 20:34:01 +0000

What do you get when you combine a dash of WTF, a whole lot of nope, and a serving of ‘f*ck the ocean’? The ‘Ball Cutter’ fish, responsible for killing two men by biting off their testicles with rows of sharpened humanoid teeth.

This fish is really called the Pacu fish, and is a common member of household aquariums, but the 40lb OG Ball Eater would put any regular Pacu to shame.

After the members of a remote Papua New Guinea community began circulating stories about the monster fish, a British angler spent weeks obsessing over the creature — which he eventually caught. Testicles around town rejoice and future tourists, if any, will stay away from the waters of Jaws 8.

This Horse is Literally Dancing to Hip Hop (Video)

Drew V. — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 23:32:44 +0000

I’M A HOOOOORSE! I’M A HOOOORSE! SUCK M– oh wait, wrong meme. Dancing hip hop horse awaits you after the jump.

How many blunts did this guy have to give his horse for it to do this? Maybe it just heard the song and thought, “Oh hellz yeah!”

That was probably the whitest thing I could have said about it.

Cute Artist Lives Naked with Pigs (SFW Pics)

Drew V. — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 13:37:27 +0000

NY based artist Miru Kim spent four days naked in a pig pen where she ate and slept with the animals in front of her own gallery.

Kim is a self-confessed germaphobe ‘neat freak’, but is largely influenced by Buddhist teachings and was inspired to pig out after reading Five Senses: A Philosophy of Mingled Bodies, by French philosopher Michael Serres. Her project is titled “I Like Pigs and Pigs Like Me” and will be featured at Art Basel Miami.